Top signs of stress

Just a quick update
in the mid of my finals, don't ask me how is it !
just "shut up and go home"

i came up with this.
TOP 7 signs of stress..
1. Pimples
2. Ulcers
3. Hair Loss( despite having a lot of hair)
4. Sudden weight gain or loss
5. Uncontrolable laughing for no apparent reason
6. Non-stop talking and talkign nonsense.
7. Having at least 6 dreams in One night!

*this does not apply directly to me
*feel free to add on

like Mr. George said : " after your paper, just SHUT UP AND GO HOME, don't talk about it,
the more you talk about it , the more mistakes you realise you make, then you'll be depressed,
yoor mood will go down, cannot focus on the next paper, you will not eat lunch, and it will also affect your *** life(go figure, it's MR. G)

it's really bad when this conversation takes place.

anton: i should just shut up and go home la. i don't wanna talk about it anymore
miss chee: but you are still talking about it
hannah: (to mr. jefri) he is lying la, he can't stop talkign wan
mr. jefri: ya i know, we all know!!

*note that Mr. Jefri does not even teach me !